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Helpless woman

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A young lady is sitting on top of a peer with no arms and no legs. A man walks past her, and she cries. The man goes up to her and asks her whats wrong with her. She says that she has never been hugged before, so he hugs her and walks off.

As he walks, the lady cries again. The man goes up to her and asks again whats wrong with her. She says she has never been kissed, so he kisses her and walks off.

She starts to massive cry now, so the man walks back and asks again. She says I have never been fucked before. So he picks her up, and throws her off the side, and says now your fucked.

 
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