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Three blondes want to be police detectives
miraculously they all make it through the
exams etc and they have to face one test
before they each get their police badges.

All three are shown a picture of an escaped
convict for 2 minutes. The picture is then
taken away and the seargent asks the first
how would you describe the suspect if you
had to describe him in court??

Well the first blonde says hey thats easy
he only has one eye...
The seargent sighs and says no dear its a
identity picture he's standing sideways...
Oh she says

The next blonde is asked the same question
and she says in a triumphantly He only has
one ear!!
the seargent sighs heavily and explains to the
second blonde that this is an ID photo and
the suspect is standing sideways


He turns hopefully to the third blonde and
asks her the same question adding
now think really hard this isnt that difficult

The third blonde says that is soo easy
he's wearing contact lenses
Amazed at hearing this the seargent checks
and indeed the suspect is wearing contact
lenses... astounded he goes bak to the
third blonde and asks her how she knew
the third blonde replies innocently

Well he cant wear normal glasses cos he only
has one ear and one eye he had to be wearing
contacts!!!!!!!