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Tommy the tomcat

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Tired of having to stare at the luscious young kitten on the
other side of the fence, bold Tommy Tomcat decided to visit her
one day. Settling back on his haunches, he gave a mighty leap and
landed on the other side: impressed, the lovely cat sauntered
over.

"That was quite a leap," she remarked. "Want to go somewhere and
cuddle?

"Fraid not," said Tommy, a painted expression on his face. "The
fence was higher than I thought."

 
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