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Perfect shot

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A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity; looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says,

"What's taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!" The guy answers,

"My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."

"Forget it, man-you don't stand a chance of hitting her from here!"

 
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