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Things men will never say part 2

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11. It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take you home.

12. Honey, I'm going to the store, do you need more tampons?

13. What happened to my old Nancy Drew books?

14. Do these jeans come in lavender?

15. I love jogging dear, but I can't keep up with you. You go on
ahead.

16. This shower curtain doesn't have enough frills on it.

17. Damn, too bad this car isn't a four cylinder.

18. My butt's too big, don't lie, it's true. My butt's too big.

19. It's OK, I'll sleep in the wet spot.

20. I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.

 
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