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Things men will never say part 1
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1. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
2. No, I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow.
3. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
4. Her tits are just too big.
5. Sometimes I just want to be held.
6. That chick on "Murder, She Wrote" gives me a woody.
7. Sure, I'd love to wear a condom.
8. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I
can hold your purse.
9. Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Melrose Place.
10. I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for
directions.
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